As promised, I am documenting my exploits.

I literally laughed out loud.
I'm also freaked out about how much I understand just from the katakana.

You Sir, just placed 3rd on my heroes list.

It's really good Eevee; some awesome humour in there! If you can be bothered to continue it, I will definitely continue reading.

That ending line about spider pokemon was the best part IMO.

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pokemon is great to play

You're a comedic genius when it comes to tapping the ideas that run through our heads when we all play Pokemon. Basically, you just said the stuff we've always thought.

By the way, some of the issues you touched on (randomly walking into other people's houses, etc.) are covered hilariously in a comic I found on ZeldaComic.net called "How to Be An NPC". Here's the link if anyone is interested:
http://www.zeldacomic.net/comics/bonus/npc/

It's still in Japan, like HG.

lol that was awesome!!!