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Granted, in their attempt to block homebrew their consoles stop working for regular customers.
I wish I got straight As painlessly.

Email me for a free invite.
posted at 10/23/09 11:32 -- 10 hours, 23 minutes since previous post
Granted, but you are now a jobless bum.

I wish I wasn't a jobless bum.
posted at 10/23/09 19:12 -- 7 hours, 39 minutes since previous post
Post last edited on 10/23/09 19:13 by Dusknoir44
Granted your job demands you 24/7 and you hate it because you never get to use your money.




I wish someone was on civilization that I wouldn't slaughter
posted at 10/25/09 22:59 -- 2 days, 3 hours since previous post
Granted, but you slaughter everyone else, including yourself.
I wish I could join Sargent Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.
"All it takes is one bad day..."
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posted at 10/27/09 08:24 -- 1 day, 9 hours since previous post
I wish it rains money
posted at 10/27/09 17:46 -- 9 hours, 21 minutes since previous post
You get bricked in the head with a pound of pennies!

I wish my college loans were manageable.
So, google bombs don't work any more.

You should still download software to make your computer cure cancer.
posted at 10/27/09 21:27 -- 3 hours, 40 minutes since previous post
granted you die
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posted at 10/28/09 21:07 -- 23 hours, 40 minutes since previous post
kinda harsh, aren't we?

I wish rotom had better stats



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posted at 10/28/09 23:52 -- 2 hours, 45 minutes since previous post
Granted. It is now banned in every single tournament or quick play battle you can think of.

I wish I get a 100 on my Algebra quiz tomorrow.
Ghost E4 member, battles against me will be 5-5 and set at lv 100 at the bottom floor of a pokemon center

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posted at 10/29/09 00:07 -- 14 minutes, 55 seconds since previous post
Granted, but you must cheat and the people in charge force you into prison because the are cruel.


I wish I had the ability to go into any video game world I want, and couldn't get stuck there.
"All it takes is one bad day..."
The Joker
The Killing Joke

Member of TCoD's Hall of fame for lasting through the Marquee of Doom.
Pl FC: 0474 5741 9611
posted at 10/29/09 00:17 -- 10 minutes, 12 seconds since previous post
Post last edited on 10/29/09 00:18 by gengar
Granted, but Bowser killed you.

I wish I had more time to sleep
Ghost E4 member, battles against me will be 5-5 and set at lv 100 at the bottom floor of a pokemon center

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posted at 10/29/09 00:51 -- 33 minutes, 52 seconds since previous post
Post last edited on 10/29/09 00:51 by rotom123456
Granted Freddy Krueger kills you.

Automerged:
I wish Wailord and Skitty can breed...Oh wait they can. Wish granted. ha
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posted at 10/29/09 01:57 -- 1 hour, 5 minutes since previous post
Well, now I can't respond to your wish, now can I? Well, I'll just restart the cycle then.

I wish I could battle someone that is able to make it past all of Team Destiny's commanders. So far, no one has gotten past the first one.



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posted at 10/29/09 02:00 -- 2 minutes, 57 seconds since previous post
Granted, but you become obsessed with blue hedgehogs.

I wish this essay would write itself.
posted at 10/29/09 02:04 -- 3 minutes, 6 seconds since previous post
Granted, but you get an "F" because it wrote about the wrong topic.

I have no wishes, so I'll wish for world peace.



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posted at 10/29/09 02:21 -- 17 minutes, 34 seconds since previous post
Granted, but you are forced to watch little kid's shows until you lose your mind.
I wish for a way to get past this copyright problem I currently have.
"All it takes is one bad day..."
The Joker
The Killing Joke

Member of TCoD's Hall of fame for lasting through the Marquee of Doom.
Pl FC: 0474 5741 9611
posted at 10/29/09 02:43 -- 21 minutes, 59 seconds since previous post
sorry komepelu I had to delete my post since Doompath ninja'd his way infront of mine.
You know how you used to always want to be a superhero, or you wanted video game characters to be real? Just think about how horrible it would be. Every day would be chaos because something would wreak havoc, or some sick narcissistic madman would try to conquer the world with his legion of evil.
posted at 10/29/09 02:49 -- 5 minutes, 49 seconds since previous post
You will, but you'll find that your copyright has turned into a copywrong!

I wish that I could hurry up and defeat the Elite Four now.
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posted at 10/29/09 03:46 -- 57 minutes, 17 seconds since previous post
You do, but the game freezes and never works again.
I wish boxes were made of unicorn tails and big zippers.
"All it takes is one bad day..."
The Joker
The Killing Joke

Member of TCoD's Hall of fame for lasting through the Marquee of Doom.
Pl FC: 0474 5741 9611
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